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Grease-slinger plays a mean baster
Gillespie Life
Phil Houseal, on June 19, 2024
Grease-slinger plays a mean baster

While listening to a recent NPR podcast of “Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me!,” the answer choices for “What was one of the lesser musical acts that performed in the middle of the night on the Jerry Lewis Telethon” were: A) the Hell’s Angels singers; B) Ray Sanders, master of the musical turkey baster; C) Limp Biscuit. I knew this one. The answer was — B) Ray Sanders, master of the musical turkey baster.

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